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Hopefully this will eventually extend to 100 or more. Feel free to post your own ideas. Happy

1. You can aggro a level 2 scorpid even when you're an 80.

2. Do not go AFK underwater.

3. Though you're wearing plate, carrying 5 bags full of ore, crystals, food, water, and other items, you still float.

4. Don't attack anyone while flying, unless you've got slow fall or a parachute.

5. PoF is not good to use when you're about to jump a long way into water.

6. Soulstone (SS) the healer. Always.

7. Pick the right mount (flying) before attempting to jump off that cliff.

8. Bring plenty of food and water. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

9. Make sure your bags are properly emptied before going farming.

10. Mix dungeoning, questing, and BGs evenly to change it up while leveling.

11. Heal the tank. Fully. DPS can wait. If the tank dies, we all die.

12. If you're a hunter, don't expect your pet to be healed by the healer. It's your job to heal him/her. Yes, it's nice when the healer does, but don't expect it.

13. Low-level hunters. All hunters, for that matter. Dismiss your pet before jumping from a ledge in a dungeon. He will aggro everything he passes on his way back to you.

14. Healing/buffing a flagged person will also flag you.

15. Tarren Mill is always under attack. Always.

16. Try to keep track of which direction the Spirit Healer is in when running back to your body. If all else fails, take the rez sickness.

17. Don't rez at the graveyard and then continue with your dungeon. Especially if you're the tank.

18. All animals can breathe underwater. And follow you.

19. Death is only temporary, but it's pretty hard on your armor.

20. If you're hit in the chest 500 times, your shoes will break.

21. Killing people the same level as you gives honor. Not a prison sentence.

22. Skinning a bear in front of other bears does not anger said bears. Unless you aggro them...

23. The most inconspicuous creatures carry decent, sellable things in their fur.

24. You can eat and drink at the same time.

25. You don't have the necessary skill to skin that, or pick those weeds. Or mine that.

26. If someone kills the guy you needed to kill for a quest, just wait. He'll brb in about 3 minutes.

27. Cats, bears, walking uprooted trees, and evil bears with chicken heads and death lasers cannot be turned into sheep; that unique status is reserved for everything else.

28. A 500 lb Tauren warrior, fully decked out in plate armor, with a giant 2-handed axe and a shield can ride a tiny pink rooster.

29. You can only wear two rings. No matter how much you like rings.

30. YOU NO TAKE CANDLE.

31. Van Cleef will pay big for your head.

32. No, you won't get fatter by eating all those Red Velvet Cupcakes. Believe me.

33. If you're killing trolls for their ears, you might not get one. Even though they clearly have 2.

34. Though it's called a bank, you can't actually put money in it.

35. No, the Black Drakes do NOT have hearts.

36. You can't do that while stunned/sapped/etc.

37. The people that usually post a recount of overall DPS done is usually the one on top.

38. Dinosaurs are not extinct.

39. Sparkling ponies, gryphons, naga, hydra, satyrs, and other mythological creatures exist.

40. Hogger will kill you. Period. Bring a friend.

41. You can turn someone into a sheep, penguin, rabbit, turtle, and other harmless things, but you can't turn them into an ant in order to step on them.

42. Most girls playing this game are actually guys IRL (in real life).

43. You can change your clothes 500 times a day, but you never change your underwear.

44. As a warrior, you're not angry enough to attack yet.

45. Don't assume that just because that other, enemy player is just standing there that they're AFK (away from keyboard). They're likely trying to figure out how to attack you.

46. If you kill an enemy player and their corpse suddenly disappears (no bones or anything), they're getting on their main. Run.

47. If someone keeps coming back for more butt-kicking, they've likely got five 80 friends coming to kick your butt.

48. You can climb the highest peaks, kill the strongest beasts, face your worst fears...but if you don't have the key to that door, you're out of luck.

49. All important objects sparkle, but only when you're looking for them.

50. You can send sharp, explosive, or even deadly objects in the mail, and no one really cares.

51. Elephants can run just as fast as your horse.

52. You have to be higher level to go north to Northrend than you do to go to another planet (Outlands).

53. You can make your helm and cloak invisible, but you can't make your necklace or rings visible.

54. Size doesn't matter. Case in point: Gnome VS. Tauren.

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55. Murlocs are like pets; they level with you.

56. No matter how many times you run a dungeon trying to loot a specific piece of gear you will not get it. Until you equip a better piece of gear.

57. The gnome dies first. Period.

58. It is always the healer's fault.

59. If it is not the healer's fault, it is the tank's fault. There are no exceptions.

60. Level 59 Death Knights are like chihuahuas. Big bark, no ass.

61. No one wants to play as a rogue...until they have been ganked and camped by one.

62. No one gets the "Going Down" achievement on purpose.


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63. Dont stand by a tank whose around 20 levels over you and is about to pull a mob. You will die. especially if your a dps named dengor(:

64. I got the "going down" achievement on purpose.

65. Don't leave your body if the boss is about to die. You wont get credit for the kill... trust me
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